KY Jelly….

Lord, it’s been a week….Shannon Sharpe seemed to have lost his 3D income because he can’t live in the truth of who he actually is, Houston has a “Down Low” list circulating around social media but originated from a T-Lady’s account…and that’s just what popped up on my feed without me going to look for it….gay shit. So that means I’m about to talk about some gay shit but first, I have a real life analogy I want to compare to Tanya from the White Lotus.

I knew my girl was going to get out of it somehow….when she grabbed that bag and went into the boat room I said “that’s it” when she pulled out that gun, managed to shoot/kill 3 out of the four in perfect “Jennifer Coolidge” style and then she went and considered that damn boat after she saw the gay boat captain run away. Baby I would have followed him with that gun and MADE him bring me to shore at that point. Just the idea that she also understood he was gay made her make the worse life decision, jumping into a boat with the perception of a piece of wood. I laughed and said of course but then I remembered she was one of the body’s that floated on shore. When the assistant got dropped off, I took Tanya off the table and said oh the guys are going to be the bodies….lol I was still wrong!!! But it made me think of one of the one I used to call a sister, that heifer, for all the problems and danger she “naively” went into, she was always protected and baby she is a “Jennifer Coolidge” character in real life—- dumb as shit in real life application but has those insightful moments where right before the shit goes down she can pull it together —- like how Tanya was able to wait it out by drinking and eventually running into the room with the duffel bag. That sister told a boldface BIG ASS lie on me, at this point they probably all have if they following up in behind their gay ass daddy, but this was a lie that got back to me, and for all the pretty demons that have been protecting this girl over the years, she like the other one will never be mentioned by me again to anyone that knows her or me. Only one more sister left, let’s see if she will do the right thing……although her time was up the minute I saw her.

Now on to Mr. Sharpe…..I feel everyone should hop, skip, jump, over all the relationship - age trivial shit and get to the heart of the matter; this man feels he cannot be who he WANTS to be in life and has PAID for his feelings in the end because he wasn’t true to himself. Big ole, black nigga from the south, origins you can tell come from the homeland, getting bent over, how that look from all diasporas? So what he do, live this weird ass life that he hyped up to his “peers” in hopes of being seen like the big man his physical attributes leads others to believe all for what? For that man to finally live his life a couple of years from now. That’s how it is, you have to lose everything sometimes to re-group and life the live you really want and should be living. I bet you he will live a more private life now, lose all the wrong “friends” because the money isn’t there, connect with the people who see his soul, but that’s only if he quit trying to fight “it”.

Fighting “it” is why you have a host, and I mean a HOST of men trying to get with just one particular T-Lady in Houston. That’s where my DL daddy is from and will likely die there. I looked at the video for about 2 minutes before I realized the post was 15 minutes and I decided right then and there I didn’t need to look at the post to determine the “DL’s” I knew in Houston. First off, I’m a girls girl so I either told or asked certain questions to help the girlies determine their men lived the other life but the bigger point is, I’m not connected to any of them now and there is no one in my life who I think is DL, so why is this coming up? I don’t care what no one thinks I am or who I fuck and it’s a blessing; it ends a lot of the chatter into those sections very quick with new people. BUT, I think this is leading me to talk about a group no one talks about, the DL……..WOMEN!!!!!! . My thing is this, as a woman, any woman that is asking me about my sex life, wants to fuck me… .. Now hear me out, for some women, it is just like that, they hold the most ridiculous titles in our life, mothers, sisters, cousins, friends and you wouldn’t think that because of who they are in your life. There are some that ask who really are “no homo” and they want to know what you do because their man has probably made one too many comments about you that didn’t sit right with their souls, so their simple minds attribute it to sex and they really really think if yall trade notes or even have a 3-some with them, it would help them keep that illusion of a man just a bit longer. But for them other heifers, they are gay or leaning towards it, wonder about it, something, if they are always asking you about your sex life. These are woman so trapped by the rules of the patriarchy they don’t want to do or say anything that appears to be gay to outside people. But the bold fools will ask certain women about their sex life because they see something in her, that is also in them. I’ve always said if I needed lube, I don’t need to be having the sex. I don’t treat sex like it is something I have to do, a lot of women stuck in relationships with their husbands who is probably trying to get in a T-Lady’s inbox probably would though. The men don’t care because it makes their job easier, but I could never be attached to anybody I have to use KY Jelly with consistently….that’s why I divorced my baby “DL” man.